
Brewer Street is one of the most interesting and diverse streets in Soho, and indeed in London.
Along its length you will find excellent Japanese noodle restaurants, sushi bars, a Japanese grocery store, a couple of Italian restaurants (one owned by 'celebrity chef' Aldo Zilli), a fantastic French seafood bistro called Randall and Aubin, a falafel bar, an Italian deli, pubs, bookshops, a health spa, two DIY stores, a gay lifestyle emporium, adult sex shops and a porn cinema.
And a travel agent and three hairdressers. And a little shop that sells old-fashioned, English sweets from giant jars.
And it's not even a long street!
It also contains a number of small cafes one of which is very good (
Cafe Rio) and another which is... well...
My Coffea experience started well enough, with friendly, courteous staff and no need to wait as the place was empty. I ordered a sausage sandwich with brown sauce. The waitress suggested a baguette and as I like to go with staff suggestions in places like this, a baguette it was.

Perhaps I've been spoiled with all the great places I've discovered recently (see the Top 5) but this was a truly atrocious sausage sandwich. The sausage was pasty and mushy, with little semblance of meat inside its casing, which looked like it had a fake tan.
The bread was definitely stale - but how many days old I couldn't quite tell. The attempt to toast the baguette had only succeeded in making it flaky and crumbly.
The brown sauce was generic cafe brown. Normally not a crime but in this context, it added to the misery quite considerably.
A bad excuse for a sausage sandwich and a rare instance of me buying a sausage sandwich but not finishing it.
0 out of 5. Avoid, and walk a few extra steps to Cafe Rio.